rusty venture

When you jerk-off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

He was watching porn and stroking so long he gave himself a rusty venture.

by Brock Ness Monster November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes raw

I bought this new porn the other day, and ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by jigglesthefett November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much it makes your dick red

From the venture brothers

I need to stop whacking it for the next few days after the Rusty Venture I pulled on Tuesday

by Destoroyah November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

V. Masturbating so profusly that your penis becomes red and irratated

I could'nt score any ass last night but was so horny i went on a rusty venture

by Dawhiit3kid November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

slam venue

A back room at home, a friends place down the street, a relative's attic, any place for a planned sexual expirience. Different from a bathroom blowjob or dumpster quickie in that a slam venue is used for sex after more formal encounter, like a date, or after "watching" a movie. Mostly applies to people who live with parents, or others who don't approve of casual sexual expiriences and can't do it at their place of residence.

1: So what did you and her do after the movies?
2: We went back to my grandams place and did it in the basement, it's the perfect slam venue when my family is around my place.

by 808state4lyfe July 11, 2012

Joint Venture

When your “friend’s and family” cyber stalk you and make fun of you. And you want to crawl under a rock and cry but life must go on.

Sally sat outside dumbfounded and too scared to go anywhere, that joint venture broke her spirit.

by LuvUevenIf May 17, 2018