Swiss cheese

Used to describe a horrible goalie.

EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.

by mattdude255 September 4, 2016

Swisher

Probably the poorest brand of cigar you can find.

I ain’t ever smoked any Backwoods,only Swishers

by sucky sucky fucky fucky June 12, 2020

swipe up

When you super like on tinder

I would defiantly swipe up on him! He's fire!

by Courtdawgggg July 3, 2016

Allah Visa Swipe

The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.

The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.

by Leg End May 7, 2008

Swiss Goggles

A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.

Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.

by Tony November 7, 2003

Swiss Roll

The mixture of semen and feces that comes about from taking a shit on a woman's chest, tit-fucking her, and then climaxing into the center of the shit.

"Dude, Check out this video -
Ellen Degeneres totally ate his swiss roll!"

by MaccabeeWarrior August 1, 2012

Swip

To switch, swap or swoop...

" Ayo let me swip in there. "

" Ayo let me swip up my clothes before we leave, I can't wear these to the gym. "

by OG Dime December 15, 2008