The act of returning from a night at the bars and proceeding to smoke marijuana in copious amounts. The combination of alcohol and chronic puts you in a very special category of "fucked up". Can also be enjoyed with poppers or additional drinks.
'Fuck tonight! I didn'tget any pussy, let's go to the post-smoke."
To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.
Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn'tclean very easily, and requires scrubbing.
The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.