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blowin' smoke 

brag, bluster, crow, blow your own horn, boast, shoot a line, bullshit artist
Joe: Man, that guy's been everywhere, done everything, knows everybody!
Bill: Yeah, he's a real bullshit artist; talk about blowin' smoke.

Post-smoke 

The act of returning from a night at the bars and proceeding to smoke marijuana in copious amounts. The combination of alcohol and chronic puts you in a very special category of "fucked up". Can also be enjoyed with poppers or additional drinks.
'Fuck tonight! I didn't get any pussy, let's go to the post-smoke."
Post-smoke by 7 Birch October 15, 2010

Blowing smoke up your ass

To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.
Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass

sticky cock smoke bomb 

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.
The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.
sticky cock smoke bomb by handl3r November 7, 2007

chode-smoker 

Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)
Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.
chode-smoker by Konatone March 10, 2004

cunt smoke 

when you are eatin a pussy and your face gets blown on by a huge gust of wind from inside her meat hole
I just got a rush of cunt smoke blown in my face by Gretchen!
cunt smoke by chris and john May 11, 2004