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Screaming Jesus

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009
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SCREAM

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCREAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by medangerousmuginmyammarsky October 10, 2022
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munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
by The fun bunch May 8, 2018
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Screaming seagull

When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.
I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.
by Cmon now September 13, 2018
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screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf
Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos
by benfeather December 31, 2023
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scream therapy

Scream therapy is when you are home alone and you need to scream to feel better
Amanda: Last night I totally used scream therapy
Hannah: OMG I did too! It totally helped calm me down
by dirtysanchez91 January 31, 2015
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Screaming Roach

This is an individual who lurks on multiple internet platforms and is dying for relevancy. This individual tends to be of a less attractive state which makes their actions less of a moral standing. Online this individual will use the multiple platforms to seek validation,attention ,relevancy, and any type of acknowledgment even if it’s degrading and of a usage rather than true emotional connection. The “roach” is utterly “screaming” for attention which they probably didn’t receive during childhood and has a misunderstanding of their status in the online community. The usage of themselves and the multiple platforms shows a dire need for attention and typically results in discarding and degradation in the long run. Step on any screaming roach they love to be a pest!
Omg she is such a screaming roach! Why does she keep adding me on IG under different/fake names.

He used her to validate himself and now she is becoming a screaming roach when he returns back to his usual ways
by B_Cchillen June 18, 2022
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