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Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.
Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.
by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021
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scratching

I am busy scratching a new game.
by ZipRodge January 13, 2022
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ScratcherSniffer

When there is mud on your back and you sniff it and get mistaken for sniffing poo omegalol.
Me, Mathhew and Abou caught Luca lacking with his finger up his bum, then proceded to inhale the fumes off of his pooey fingers. Luca is such a scratchersniffer lyk #cheekysmellyfuck.
by OFFDUTYscratchersniffer January 31, 2022
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Scratchateflonitis

When a Teflon derived cook object of flat cooking surface has been scratched up to the point of no return. A non ending cycle of Teflon peeling with every use.
Damn girl,you cook with those pans ,they have scratchateflonitis ,let’s get you some new ones because those are burnt out!
by Virgo1985 February 21, 2022
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SCRATCH

A obsessed Jamaican that can only go around saying play Misty for me in the presence of Misty. While his wife is in the bed room getting down with five dogs naked wit a peanut butter jar. Yelling so scratch your ruining my orgasmo from the tongue licking dogs.
Scratch couldn't shut up riding his bike with the team yelling I know a girl named Misty that we can hack and abuse. Beg her to play Misty fir us .
by anonymous March 2, 2022
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Scratchini

Is when you are doing nothing and just sitting around scratching your ass
Hey what are you doing tonight

Bro I can’t lie I’m just scratchini
by Ozzyosborn April 4, 2022
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scratch

Actual Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
Scratch: Hold me close, young Tony Danza
Hold me close, young Tony Danza, "oh scratch".
by Cosmic_G April 7, 2022
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