stupidstition

When someone is superstitious about something that another person thinks is silly or stupid because they don't believe it.

I don't get why some people freak out when a black cat crosses their path. What a stupidstition!

by samisummer November 22, 2011

Stupid Drama

Acoustic progressive rock band that combines old school areana rock riffs with the 12string acoustic guitar.

Formed in Austin Texas in 1994 STUPID DRAMA is still making music recordings and doing live performances.

That Stupid Drama show downtown really kicked ass last night.

by Nathan Drama October 20, 2013

stupidly sexy

Someone so unbelievably sexy; its just ridiculous the amout of sex that drips off them; someone so sexy its absolutely stupid how sexy they are

Josh was looking so stupidly sexy the other night, I couldn't help but fantasize about all the dirty things I wanted to perform on him; Everyone wants to fuck a stupidly sexy man

by Goddess of Love xoxo November 10, 2013

Stupid Flash Bang

A Flash-Bang is a device used by law enforcement or military personnel to stun people without causing serious injury. Not unlike a firecracker there is no metal or shrapnel that disperses upon explosion. There is simply a loud bang and a large flash of light which disorients any persons within a certain radius. This allows the person(s) utilizing the flash-bang to enter, escape, or take control a situation.

A "STUPID FLASH BANG" is a technique used by person(s) who are being investigated or questioned. Said person(s) repeatedly answer any questions asked of them with nonsensical or meaningless answers. Or in some cases the same answers continuously. The goal being to ultimately cause the accuser or investigator to give up the questioning. And therefore end the investigation, allowing the accused to escape while the investigator tries to fathom how someone could be so stupid or, tries to make sense of the answers which cannot be made sense of at any point.

Question: What are you doing here? Answer: I don't know. Q: Well then why are you in here? A: I don't know. Q: But you know you don't belong here, and yet you are in here, so I ask again, what is your purpose for being in here? A: I don't know. Q: Did you walk in here? A: Yes. Q: Did someone call you in here, or tell you to come in here? A: No. Q: Are you aware that no one is allowed in here? A: Yes. Q: Then once again I ask, why are you in here? A: I don't know. End Result: Out of total frustration: Just get out. Picks up phone calls doctor: Doc, I've just been hit with a Stupid Flash Bang. Dr.: Lie down, and have no contact with that person for at least 24 hours. Contact could cause irreparable harm to your brain.

by Man of Justice January 22, 2014

stupergancy

A stupid emergency

A Stupergancy is stupid emergency that is often a first world problem becoming an urgent obsession despite the fact the issue is pointless and the people having the problem are often abusive to those who need to come fix problem and blind to their own stupidity.

A Lexus driving DB snob complaining about the slow service at Starbucks holding up their day as they hit on the barista who clearly starving there way through undergrad or that same DB calling on their cell to complain that someone needs to come right now to fix there land line for a fax machine.

by butteryscothy March 3, 2015

stupid horny

A state of horniness in which a person can think of nothing else but how horny they are, and therefore are not a productive member of society.

Jacob: "Man I was stupid horny all last night and couldn't get any studying done."
Jennifer: "We've all been there."

by tortilla August 15, 2016

Stupid Words

Something contradicting what you mean, something you don’t mean, or something just plain stupid.

Girl:Will you give me the test answers? *flashes boobs*
Nerd boy: Is that supposed to be impressive?
Cool guy: Dude, you and your stupid words.

by EverythingIsMeaningless September 19, 2019