Magic: The Gathering

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.

Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.

by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 31, 2005

booby magic

The act of grabbing (and optionally tweaking) someones breasts or bitch tits, especially if it annoys that person.

My bitch loves his booby magic, it sends his legs akimbo.

by mrbdamien November 23, 2004

Puppy Magic

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.

Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.

by jmtas May 19, 2006

magic finger

The finger a girl uses to masturbate with. plural form would be magic fingers.

Mary: yeah i was masturbating last night because i was just so wet
Dave: oh, so which finger is your magic finger?
Mary: Left hand, middle finger.

by DS magic touch December 1, 2011

magic stick

i got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic

magic stick is the best song by lil kim

by laughingcat1963 December 28, 2007

magic taxi

The phenomenom whereby you wake up in the morning with a girl who had seemed quite pretty the previous night under the influence of alcohol but now she seems ugly. The idea is that the "magic taxi" came to take her away. Especially used in Southern England.

"..Then I woke up and I was like, oh dear, magic taxi..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

magic beans

describes little rocks that work better than other little rocks

I want to grow a giant beanstalk, got any magic beans?
Not the kind that bear magical fruit, I toot enough already.

by PseudoHigh March 23, 2012