Jockey/Jock

A woman who takes advantage of a Simp. Simp maker. Entertains Simps for material things in return without actually doing anything for the Simp. The woman may have several Simps trying to win her over. But she doesn’t givaaa fuck about them.

He’s a Simp, he will do anything for me just for my attention.

Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?

Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that

Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp

by Queen of Jockeys/Simp Maker April 12, 2020

Jock Polmer

A little British boy with a British accent who drinks very British tea while eating British biscuits like a British man.

Why is he eating like that?

Like what? Like a Jock Polmer?

by Not a JackousTheGreat 2.0 January 24, 2019

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Jock

Verb: To steal, copy or re appropriate in a similar fashion

Why is that fool always wearin a Yanky cap like he tryin to jock Jay-Z's swag?

I switched from coffee to matcha in the afternoons and then RJ started drinking started drinking matcha the next day. That guy always jocks my beverage steeze.

by SyddedOnEm January 18, 2018

jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.

Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt

by Youngsandwitch April 5, 2017

Jocks

Australian word for underwear.

What size Jocks you wear?

by XBeksX May 12, 2019

Jock

A generally sporty, bulky person. Often are assholes who have no respect for others except those who praise them or are also jocks. Some can be nice, but good luck finding one. Also for some reason are really great intercourse material for shallow people with no knowledge of the phrase “never judge a book by it’s cover”.

“Stay away from the jocks, they can be a bit rough.”

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023