homoerctus

a homeless person with a boner/erection 24/7

that dude is a homoerctus

by Jonathan mcman June 4, 2014

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016

Homoerectus

The correct terminology of the word "Homoerectus" is the evolutionary step right before humans, however people of the 21st century frequently use the word as an insult - along the lines of other words such as: dud, dumbass, moron, idiot, fool, pinhead, nincompoop, and other unintelligent words.

John: "Fred, you moron! You actually got a two percent on your science test?"

Fred: "I believe the correct terminology is "Homoerectus."

by Monchoochel November 28, 2016

Homer Simpson

(Verb) Trying to fix a problem, but acting in a manner that actually results in a much worse and more complicated situation than to begin with.

That man says he will "drain the swamp", but in all likelyhood, he will just Homer Simpson it.

He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!

by Dark Thought Dave March 23, 2017

hooper trap

When something looks hella good, but it's really a whole bunch of bullshit . When one of your friends or a human tries to put you in a trap because it looks good.

Your trying to hooper trap me?
That's a hooper trap like on my life.

by Pauline V April 25, 2017

homberg

The most hateful, terrible, and retarded person known to man. Denies love and positivity. Usually wears his pants too high. Not a smoker of loud or a blower of phat clouds.

Chris: "Man, that guy Aron is such a HOMBERG...."
Gage: "I totally agree, he took all of my loud."

by DankFaRev February 6, 2018

homert

If Hagrid and Voldemort were homos and had a baby together they would name him Homert. Homert also means a Hoe Merchant.

Yo bro he a Homert.

by Nanato June 23, 2018