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A meaningless phrase that idiots on YouTube think will protect them from a lawsuit.

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by thebetterfriend2 November 29, 2020

Marital Industrial Complex

The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.

How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?

by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020

Osteoneurosis

Fear that the activity you're about to engage in will result in broken bones.

Bungee jumping sounded like a great idea at the time, but now that I'm here, I have a pretty severe case of osteoneurosis.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2018

Wordgurgitation

Regurgitation of every single memorized fact or talking point even remotely related to the topic at hand.

Just submitted my term paper. It was pretty much a frantic wordgurgitation of a semester's worth of information.

by thebetterfriend2 May 17, 2018

ICEholes

Members of the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement Agency that deport nonwhite people for living the American dream.

Note: ICEholes are the "bad apples" of an important institution.

ICEholes in Phoenix, Arizona have arrested a 32 year old father of 3 for providing for his family by working hard.

by thebetterfriend2 January 22, 2018

critical mas

a term used to describe a burrito that is so stuffed that it begins to break out of the tortilla

Dude, steak and chicken in the one burrito?? That thing is at critical mas!

by thebetterfriend2 April 4, 2017

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016