Hymen Trophy

A fictitious award bestowed upon a person for taking another's virginity.

Up on the mantel over there I keep my Hymen Trophy. Proudest day of my life

by thebetterfriend2 July 18, 2010

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016

Pube Crawl

To seamlessly go from one sex partner to another in a series.

"Adam was with one girl after another yesterday. He was on an all-day pube crawl."

by thebetterfriend2 March 13, 2013

Wordgurgitation

Regurgitation of every single memorized fact or talking point even remotely related to the topic at hand.

Just submitted my term paper. It was pretty much a frantic wordgurgitation of a semester's worth of information.

by thebetterfriend2 May 17, 2018

Reproductive Roulette

Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.

by thebetterfriend2 August 03, 2011

fPod

A fake iPod

"Dude, check out this iPod I found online for only $60. For some reason it has a different menu though."

"That things not real, thats an fPod"

by thebetterfriend2 March 26, 2010

no copyright intended

A meaningless phrase that idiots on YouTube think will protect them from a lawsuit.

All content is owned by NBC. No copyright intended.

by thebetterfriend2 November 29, 2020