Restaurant Recon

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.

Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.

by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010

Cafficiency

the enhanced efficiency provided by caffiene

If I don't have my morning gallon of coffee, I get nothing done. Cafficiency is the only thing keeping me from getting fired.

by thebetterfriend2 April 17, 2015

Hymen Trophy

A fictitious award bestowed upon a person for taking another's virginity.

Up on the mantel over there I keep my Hymen Trophy. Proudest day of my life

by thebetterfriend2 July 18, 2010

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016

Wordgurgitation

Regurgitation of every single memorized fact or talking point even remotely related to the topic at hand.

Just submitted my term paper. It was pretty much a frantic wordgurgitation of a semester's worth of information.

by thebetterfriend2 May 17, 2018

Reproductive Roulette

Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.

by thebetterfriend2 August 03, 2011

Pube Crawl

To seamlessly go from one sex partner to another in a series.

"Adam was with one girl after another yesterday. He was on an all-day pube crawl."

by thebetterfriend2 March 13, 2013