thebetterfriend2's definitions

Disney Puppet

A talentless person hired by the Disney corporation because he or she has a pretty face. These people lack musical and acting skills, but nevertheless star in movies and have hit records. They are puppets because Disney owns their ass, and they do whatever they are told and and have no creative input whatsoever.

Prepubescent teen 1: OMG!! Have you heard the new Hannah Montana album?? It's so good!

Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!

by thebetterfriend2 February 5, 2010

Rock Out With My Spock Out

To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".

Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?

Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.

by thebetterfriend2 February 8, 2010

fPod

A fake iPod

"Dude, check out this iPod I found online for only $60. For some reason it has a different menu though."

"That things not real, thats an fPod"

by thebetterfriend2 March 26, 2010

17 Point Turn

A "3-point" turn that requires more than three points to complete due to either the road being very narrow, or the vehicle being too big.

I was driving the SUV down a narrow street and realized I was going in the wrong direction, so I did a 17 Point Turn. If I had to shift gears one more time, I think my arm would have fallen off.

by thebetterfriend2 February 25, 2010

Friend Custody

When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.

Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?

Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.

by thebetterfriend2 March 20, 2010

Conflict of Scents

The concern that the odors of multiple scented products used at the same time will combine to create an ultra-stink.

Girlfriend: Holy hell. You're cologne smells nice, but overall you have awful B.O.

Boyfriend: Give me a break. I had to choose between cologne and deodorant due to a potential Conflict of Scents

by thebetterfriend2 January 6, 2010

The Domino's Effect

A phenomenon in which an individual consumes a large portion of fast food, and subsequently has to shit only 10 minutes later. The Domino's Effect defy's all that is known about the digestive system. This commonly occurs after eating food from a Domino's pizzeria, but may also occur with other places such as Taco Bell.

Man 1: Oh my god. I literally finished eating my cheesy bread 5 minutes ago, but already need to take a dump.

Man 2: Yet another tragic, yet mystifying case of The Domino's Effect.

by thebetterfriend2 November 20, 2009