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Columbus Complex

A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.

Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
by thebetterfriend2 September 30, 2010
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Marital Industrial Complex

The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.
How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?
by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020
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Conflict of Scents

The concern that the odors of multiple scented products used at the same time will combine to create an ultra-stink.
Girlfriend: Holy hell. You're cologne smells nice, but overall you have awful B.O.

Boyfriend: Give me a break. I had to choose between cologne and deodorant due to a potential Conflict of Scents
by thebetterfriend2 January 6, 2010
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Football Minute

When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute

Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
by thebetterfriend2 May 29, 2010
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Hymen Trophy

A fictitious award bestowed upon a person for taking another's virginity.
Up on the mantel over there I keep my Hymen Trophy. Proudest day of my life
by thebetterfriend2 July 18, 2010
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Scent Synergy

Using various bath products of the same marketing line in order to avoid a conflict of scents.
I have the whole Old Spice: Swagger line. The shampoo, the soap, the deodorant, and the cologne. Complete and total scent synergy.
by thebetterfriend2 August 13, 2014
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hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver
I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.
by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016
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