Wordgurgitation

Regurgitation of every single memorized fact or talking point even remotely related to the topic at hand.
Just submitted my term paper. It was pretty much a frantic wordgurgitation of a semester's worth of information.
by thebetterfriend2 March 29, 2018
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Osteoneurosis

Fear that the activity you're about to engage in will result in broken bones.
Bungee jumping sounded like a great idea at the time, but now that I'm here, I have a pretty severe case of osteoneurosis.
by thebetterfriend2 April 27, 2018
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Dick Wolfed

To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.
"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."
by thebetterfriend2 December 06, 2011
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Scent Synergy

Using various bath products of the same marketing line in order to avoid a conflict of scents.
I have the whole Old Spice: Swagger line. The shampoo, the soap, the deodorant, and the cologne. Complete and total scent synergy.
by thebetterfriend2 August 13, 2014
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hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver
I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.
by thebetterfriend2 February 26, 2016
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Cafficiency

the enhanced efficiency provided by caffiene
If I don't have my morning gallon of coffee, I get nothing done. Cafficiency is the only thing keeping me from getting fired.
by thebetterfriend2 April 17, 2015
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Golden Ticket

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.
by thebetterfriend2 May 05, 2011
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