Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 10, 2011

Two Percenter

Someone at Texas A&M who isn't involved. If they even go to games they won't even stand up. They are the opposite of a red ass.

Man Billy won't ever go to our football games... what a two percenter.

by Kolten August 20, 2007

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 27, 2005

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 5, 2018

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

two hundred percent

Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?

Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.

by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021