A condom for a tiny penis.
by Machelle Simponi June 3, 2017

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

by Lovemyself2 September 27, 2018

by quandaledingel March 29, 2022

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.
fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
by KB285 October 4, 2022

by Space tent February 27, 2019

by 🐝 vs 🌽 May 15, 2020
