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finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 9, 2012
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Finals

Fuck
I
Never
Actually
Learn't
Shit
Finals are soon.
by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019
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tongue finale

The last flavor or taste of your meal to hit your tongue. Usually ordered by one who doesn’t favor desserts and would prefer a unique savory flavor on their taste buds. This can be planned at the beginning of one’s meal or spontaneously suggested by a server.
Barthalemu left the restaurant in a dream state after experiencing the most tasty tongue finale at the end of his dinner.
by Diamond-girl April 21, 2024
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Sopranos Finale

Me: Why won't Google work?
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.
by Orcris September 29, 2011
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Final Destinationing

To kill someone by means of something falling off of your vehicle
This pitchfork i had strapped to my truck fell off and ended up Final Destinationing the motorcycle rider behind me.
by O. Lloyd August 28, 2022
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Brown Finale

A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.
Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night
Oh really that’s interesting
by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019
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Final sweep

The last and final sweep prior to sweeping again.
Stephen said, “let’s get one final sweep on 5”, for the third time that week.

Synonyms include, “normal sweeping” and “that’s a fucking lie”
by Shmeydog December 30, 2020
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