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creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead
i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home
by Smallcreep July 14, 2014
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Clementines

A refrense to the size of boobs. Watermellons are big boobs, grilled cheese is when someone is flat.
She has clementines, but that girl has watermellons
by WilbrahamSlangKids January 13, 2009
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Jew Creamed

A term that discribes the prosseses of super soakin that jewish hoe with some raunhy shit that is also discribed as cum
by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009
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creamer

In Spanglish Border Culture a CREAMER is a person that is a Mexican National going to High School on the American side of the border to learn or perfect their English. These students generally are the children of the governor or cousin of a major head of a corporation in Mexico and they want the best education for their kids.

They are called creamers because of the excessive lotion that supposedly they use on their face. Creamers have a clean aspect to them, and are clean cut Mexicans who are wealthy enough to have their mom's drive them across the border every day to attend school in either San Diego or Calexico (basically the US.) Chicanos born and raised on the American side tend to be jealous of Creamers because they often are the rich elite and wealthy kids of Mexico that are better educated and speak better spanish than Spanglish speaking Mexican Americans native to the US.
The word creamer implies wealth privilege and that they are the cream of the Mexican crop so to speak. In spanish the word Cremita indicates these same people but when these kids cross the border Chicanos call them creamers while they're in the US.
Man, look at the car that Dulce Maria's mom is driving, they are such creamers from Mexicali.

ex. 2

After 9-11 the border wait became long, some of the students were said to have been flown over the border to avoid the long lines by private jets just to make it to school on time. Therefore,
man creamers are Lucky they get flown over the border in the daddy's cesnas usually with marijuana cargos.
by Chicana Feliz July 19, 2007
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Crame

Damn, Josh must have been hungry as hell -- he totally went Crame on that bag of Taco Bell!!
by Xylob the Destroyer November 22, 2004
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pope creamer

Slang term the alter boy closest to the Pope.
You will piss off mary ann if you refer to her uncle as pope creamer.
by Reggie Hammer June 22, 2005
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