Car Commercial Band

A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.

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car’in

noun, adjative or verb used to decribe any situation

dude i almost fell off that roof, i need to quit car’in around

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When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

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The wheels on the bus go round and round a form of car tires

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The accumulation of ice build-up that occurs between the tire and wheel well when driving in snowy conditions.

My car barnacles are so big that every time I turn a corner my tires keep grinding against them and make a lot of noise.

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The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

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The crack in the car between the center console and the seat

Oh shit my phone fell in the car gina....ain't getting that thing out....

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