Cuntorial 

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.

John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.

Cuntorial by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

Cuntslam 

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.

He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.

Cuntslam by Laudanum November 27, 2009

cuntbitcha 

A girl that likes to take 5 or more dicks at once.

Thats girl is a cuntbitcha or theres cuntbitch

cuntbitcha by benjamin warner callahan January 19, 2010

Cunthouse

When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.

"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!

Cunthouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010

Cuntwaz

Another name for the soulless dictator of the bunny holocaust

Oh shit dude one time I saw Cuntwaz throwing a bunny against a wall... no lie.

Cuntwaz by catlovr June 20, 2011

Cuntertainment 

TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.

"Blimey! That new game show High Stakes, presented by Jeremy Kyle is pure cuntertainment isn't it?"

Cuntertainment by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011

Cuntle 

A Uncle that has a vagina. Can be a Uncle with a penis and a vagina or a Uncle that Just acts like a Vagina

My uncle just had a sex change; now he is my Cuntle.

Cuntle by unsorted138 April 6, 2013