cuntlet

cuntlet; a very young barely legal but sexually active female.

Comparative, veal cutlet, young tender sweet meat, milk fed and not experienced in the ways of the barnyard....cuntlet, young tender pussy, likely illegal, not experienced in the ways of the world...in other words..off limits!

cuntlet by hagar the horrible April 22, 2008

cuntmuncher

1. An insult for an annoying person
2. One who frequently eats female genitalia.

1. Brian Walsh is such a cuntmuncher.
2. Wow, you eat a lot of pussy, you are one badass cuntmuncher

cuntmuncher by Paul Farnan August 31, 2003

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cuntblocker 

Similar to cockblocker, the cuntblocker is one who prevents a women from sex.

"Tina is such a cuntblocker, she interrupted me with a hottie last night."

cuntblocker by mecca chicca June 17, 2009

cuntaholic 

One who needs to constantly to fuck a cunt. That person is a sex addict and should get therapy for this. Often caused by a bitch or someone close that made you fear pussy or see them as an object

Dude 1: I think i'm a cuntaholic

Dude 2: What makes you think that?

Dude 1: I have fucked almost every chick in my econ class, and i just can't help but see women with a pussy that needs to be filled...

Dude 2: seriously... You need to see a therapist about this

cuntaholic by J-Narth November 28, 2009

cuntmelon 

cuntmelon is basically a fuckboi+an asshole+a disrespectful close minded arrogant little cunt

sums up this generation of kids

So I was walking down the hallway, and this cuntmelon from yesterday tried talking to me. asshole cunt douche bag

cuntmelon by lolololololhiguys November 12, 2015

cuntstruck 

Usually used by a third party to describe the unusual, changed behaviour of a friend who has fallen head-over-heels in love, and is celebrating that event with prodigious feats of erotic endurance. The third party is, by definition, jealous, and the protagonist is in unashamed and glorious celebration of his new-found partner in outrageous lust . . .

He's had his curtains closed all weekend; the shop hasn't opened - I reckon he's completely cuntstruck with that dirty bint from Machynlleth . . .

cuntstruck by NostradamusZen August 24, 2007