Tenny times

commonly mistaken for "twenty times" but you panic and fail and accidentally say "tenny times"

Jack buss jacks of tenny times a day

by mr tenny July 25, 2009

beauty times

when the habs knock the pens and caps out of the playoffs

when the habs knock the pens and caps out of the playoffs...beauty times

by hadamaximum May 12, 2010

Sandpaper times

Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".

You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .

by Whiteskittlez July 16, 2010

douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.

"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

Kentucky Timeout

(n) - a brief (but potentially elongated) period of time spent in the restroom after a large meal and/or alcohol when one is physically confused, nauseated, or lethargic as to whether one needs to vomit or defecate. ... or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stephanie wasn't sure if it was the Poncho Villa Brian brought or the six pounds of Buffalo Wild Wings Kelly brought, but she was sure of one thing: Stephanie needed to take a Kentucky Timeout.

by T3P1D March 29, 2015

tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.

Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!

by Genuine100 May 31, 2016

titty timeout

Expressing that a female needs to put their tits away.

You better put them shits in titty timeout.

by CallMeBoinky March 29, 2017