timeout 

whenever someone says something horribly wrong

Mike: "it will make you have an eyegasm"

me and Ryan: "timeout"

timeout by JamesGoOs October 9, 2008

timeout 

when your boyfriend tries to punish you for some not humorous words or actions and you turn it into a fun game by repeatedly doing sweet and flirty things to get his attention.

boyfriend: wtf?? two toothbrushes at my place??

girlfriend: um yeah.. about that.. glad i have another one.

boyfriend: i don't remember one toothbrush being okay much less two.

girlfriend: i do believe my shampoo is there as well and i'll be sure to leave a third one next time ;)

boyfriend: timeout

girlfriend: ish-- that means play time :) (let the fun games begin!)

timeout by Princess Jerk Face August 13, 2017

Timeout pause rewind

the phrase used when a gay or non gay person says something that doesn't correspond with what they claim there sexuality is. There are also hand movements used when say this you would make a T with your hands then two ll and after that you would swing one finger around for the rewind

for example

Danny(hetero)-i just want to kiss him so bad

Me-Timeout pause rewind say that again but not as gay this time
Example 2
Danny(homo)-Damn i'm going to marry that female

Me(knowing he is homo)-Timeout pause rewind say that again but not as straight this time

Timeout pause rewind by BigDickDead June 19, 2019

timeout corner 

what my friends put me in cause i can't get over a guy who has a gf and he's straight

emmy: go into the timeout corner
jaxsonn(me): what why
emmy: cause you can't get over george

timeout corner by your big bro jaxsonn simmons December 20, 2021

Timeout call 

When a ho does a date but dips out during oral

Her timeout call was a welcome relief from her crooked teeth

Timeout call by Big nut bust February 24, 2021

stinky timeout 

The place you put yourself to be alone with your flatulence.

Don't go to that part of the lab, Devin put himself in stinky timeout.

stinky timeout by Devin W. January 5, 2009

Friend Timeout 

When you and your friend are talking, conversating, or just haning out; and they do something controversial or just plain a dickhead move, you can put them on a friend timeout. Just like in basketball, T them up and call a friend timeout. when you call a friend timeout you must designate the time period for which you will not be friends. This can either be like a funny haha 1 min friend timeout, or a wow u really pissed me off 4 hour friend timeout. The length of the friend timeout is really up to you, and when you call it. In this time alloted, anything goes. You are not friends at this point so really the point is to be a complete jackass to this person for the next however minutes or even days. Becare of the severity of the friend timeout, you really don't want to lose any friends over it, it's more of a joke.

While me and my roomates were sitting at our apartment one of my roomates dog started to hump me. I started to bump him off of me but my friend said just let him finish, and tried to pull out the friend card on me. That is completely unacceptable so I put him on a friend timeout. I T-ed him up and told him we weren't friends for the next 20 minutes, where I was basicallhy a dick to him the whole time.

Friend Timeout by dbrock September 26, 2010