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timeout
when your boyfriend tries to punish you for some not humorous words or actions and you turn it into a fun game by repeatedly doing sweet and flirty things to get his attention.
boyfriend: wtf?? two toothbrushes at my place??
girlfriend: um yeah.. about that.. glad i have another one.
boyfriend: i don't remember one toothbrush being okay much less two.
girlfriend: i do believe my shampoo is there as well and i'll be sure to leave a third one next time ;)
boyfriend: timeout
girlfriend: ish-- that means play time :) (let the fun games begin!)
girlfriend: um yeah.. about that.. glad i have another one.
boyfriend: i don't remember one toothbrush being okay much less two.
girlfriend: i do believe my shampoo is there as well and i'll be sure to leave a third one next time ;)
boyfriend: timeout
girlfriend: ish-- that means play time :) (let the fun games begin!)
timeout by Princess Jerk Face August 13, 2017
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Timeout pause rewind
the phrase used when a gay or non gay person says something that doesn't correspond with what they claim there sexuality is. There are also hand movements used when say this you would make a T with your hands then two ll and after that you would swing one finger around for the rewind
for example
Danny(hetero)-i just want to kiss him so bad
Me-Timeout pause rewind say that again but not as gay this time
Example 2
Danny(homo)-Damn i'm going to marry that female
Me(knowing he is homo)-Timeout pause rewind say that again but not as straight this time
Danny(hetero)-i just want to kiss him so bad
Me-Timeout pause rewind say that again but not as gay this time
Example 2
Danny(homo)-Damn i'm going to marry that female
Me(knowing he is homo)-Timeout pause rewind say that again but not as straight this time
Timeout pause rewind by BigDickDead June 19, 2019
timeout corner
timeout corner by your big bro jaxsonn simmons December 20, 2021
Timeout call
Timeout call by Big nut bust February 24, 2021
stinky timeout
stinky timeout by Devin W. January 5, 2009
Friend Timeout
When you and your friend are talking, conversating, or just haning out; and they do something controversial or just plain a dickhead move, you can put them on a friend timeout. Just like in basketball, T them up and call a friend timeout. when you call a friend timeout you must designate the time period for which you will not be friends. This can either be like a funny haha 1 min friend timeout, or a wow u really pissed me off 4 hour friend timeout. The length of the friend timeout is really up to you, and when you call it. In this time alloted, anything goes. You are not friends at this point so really the point is to be a complete jackass to this person for the next however minutes or even days. Becare of the severity of the friend timeout, you really don't want to lose any friends over it, it's more of a joke.
While me and my roomates were sitting at our apartment one of my roomates dog started to hump me. I started to bump him off of me but my friend said just let him finish, and tried to pull out the friend card on me. That is completely unacceptable so I put him on a friend timeout. I T-ed him up and told him we weren't friends for the next 20 minutes, where I was basicallhy a dick to him the whole time.
Friend Timeout by dbrock September 26, 2010
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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