whenever someone says something horribly wrong
Mike: "it will make you have an eyegasm"

me and Ryan: "timeout"
by JamesGoOs August 16, 2008
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when your boyfriend tries to punish you for some not humorous words or actions and you turn it into a fun game by repeatedly doing sweet and flirty things to get his attention.
boyfriend: wtf?? two toothbrushes at my place??

girlfriend: um yeah.. about that.. glad i have another one.

boyfriend: i don't remember one toothbrush being okay much less two.

girlfriend: i do believe my shampoo is there as well and i'll be sure to leave a third one next time ;)

boyfriend: timeout

girlfriend: ish-- that means play time :) (let the fun games begin!)
by Princess Jerk Face July 30, 2017
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The place you put yourself to be alone with your flatulence.
Don't go to that part of the lab, Devin put himself in stinky timeout.
by Devin W. October 29, 2007
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When you and your friend are talking, conversating, or just haning out; and they do something controversial or just plain a dickhead move, you can put them on a friend timeout. Just like in basketball, T them up and call a friend timeout. when you call a friend timeout you must designate the time period for which you will not be friends. This can either be like a funny haha 1 min friend timeout, or a wow u really pissed me off 4 hour friend timeout. The length of the friend timeout is really up to you, and when you call it. In this time alloted, anything goes. You are not friends at this point so really the point is to be a complete jackass to this person for the next however minutes or even days. Becare of the severity of the friend timeout, you really don't want to lose any friends over it, it's more of a joke.
While me and my roomates were sitting at our apartment one of my roomates dog started to hump me. I started to bump him off of me but my friend said just let him finish, and tried to pull out the friend card on me. That is completely unacceptable so I put him on a friend timeout. I T-ed him up and told him we weren't friends for the next 20 minutes, where I was basicallhy a dick to him the whole time.
by dbrock September 26, 2010
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When you're outta timeouts, have one your boys spill a tray of drinks on the court.
Call time nigga! We out! Then call tyrone! Get us a a nigger timeout!
by Racist Larry June 7, 2013
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The time after a joke is told after which people will think you slow if you laugh.
Alice says something funny.
Much time passes.
Bob: haha
Charlie: lol timeout
by qwandor May 26, 2008
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A action or phrase that places a person on social restriction from others.
Grown man:This new Justin Bieber is my jam

Girl: You are on social timeout!
by Brandonluuu July 11, 2014
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