United States of America

Founded by some good principles in 1776 and gained independence from Great Britain. Currently is full of scumbags, white supremacists, black supremacists, and snowflake liberals who think they are entitled to everything and/or are offended by everything, completely forgetting the toils the soldiers defending freedom go through.

Yo dood, the United States of America is totally messed up right now, good thing our daddy Donald Trump is alright man.

by Mr. Noobster November 6, 2017

The Hearsay State

A nickname for California due to the vast numbers of people convicted and imprisoned without any evidence whatsoever.

We gotta get outta here, my man, we are being released from prison in The Hearsay State!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 18, 2020

San Diego State

My school. Home to many whores and dick heads. But also to a few cool people (like me). Too many blond bitches, too many pairs of Chanel sunglasses, too many frat boys. Tons of parties tho, which makes the whole thing worth while.

San Diego State holla!

by 420 chick July 14, 2005

Georgia State University

A large urban research university located in downtown Atlanta, Georgia with a secondary campus in Alpharetta. Georgia State consists of over 30,000 undergraduate and graduate students, and is renowned globally for its J. Mack Robinson College of Business, the College of Law, and College of Arts and Sciences, among others. Georgia State has traditionally been known as a commuter school with many students taking night classes, but more recently has become a destination university for students fresh out of high school. Georgia State is moving towards a more traditional campus feel. This effort is helped by the recent construction of dorms and the new football program.

Hey, where are you going to college?" "I'm going to Georgia State University." "Cool, I heard they're starting a new football program." "Yeah, I'm going to be in the marching band. I'm really excited."

by Jothcra June 7, 2010

Iowa State

Engineering, architecture, agriculture, and veternary school in Ames, Iowa. Home of the Cyclones. Beautiful campus filled with attractive women and an over abundance of men. Attracts people that want a good education that enables them to be successful after college. Home of VEISHA, a yearly party in the late spring.

Officially named: Iowa State University of Science and Technology. Not to be confused with the State University of Iowa in Iowa City, a liberal arts academy with a law school and medical school tacked on for good measure.

"You went to Iowa State?"

"Yes."

"What branch of engineering are you?"

"I'm animal science, actually."

"Oh yes, I've heard about that."

by mumford_malone December 15, 2011

Montclair State University

Awesome students and horrible teachers and staffing. Unfortunately the president is too obsessed with creating buildings in her image than fixing up the important ones that are falling apart.
Even when given a choice to name a building after the great (and still alive) Stephen Colbert, the university did not realize how this could quite possible help the school look better in the eyes of the students and denied them the right to a fair vote.
Also the school newspaper fights with the SGA by suing them and having the students pay the lawsuits.
It's a great place to become an alcoholic

Montclair State University spends money making shitty buildings and letting the important ones (aka the dorms) fall apart (aka, everything breaks)

Montclair State University bought a drug dog because their previous shitty actions led students to become drug addicts

by Need_A_Real_School April 12, 2009

45th President of the United States

some spoiled brat who bombed syria, started a trade war with china, is building a useless wall, and is a greedy rich white capitalist

im not a hillary supporter but 45th President of the United States is a fucking piece of shit

by some hackerman July 11, 2018