Statzap 

The transition back from rumination to the immediacy of direct experience, when the vividness of presence rings with contrast to the absence of awareness the moment before.

”Statzap!”
”As the phone rang, he statzapped, and answered what would be the most important call in his life”

Statzap by Mr.Marulk October 3, 2019

Stataphobia 

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.

Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.

Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

Statfapper 

In online games, STATFAPPER is someone, who constantly and publicly faps (praises) over his usually high stats (game results). Those people are in fact not so good, they are usually seal clubbers or stat padders.

Today I saw statfapper in enemy team!

Statfapper by StreamWriter March 7, 2015

Stataphobia 

The severe anxiety of updating ones facebook status, due to the fear nobody will 'like' it.

Oh my god make your facebook status chillen with Harry and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room!

Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh

Stataphobia by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010