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Chinese Safety Goggles

Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.
John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"

Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."
by Brain the Great January 28, 2010
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Safety Dance

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of That Guy. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.
Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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safeway

A crappy grocery store that sells stuff at rediculously high prices. The only cool thing about safeway is that alot of them dont have any security alarms and cameras. Making it a good place to score some free stuff.
I just made a beer run at safeway yesterday and got away with it because they're too cheap to put up security systems
by Someguy22 October 18, 2006
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chinese safety boot

I'm wearing my Chinese safety boots
by asdfqwerzxcvpoiu March 2, 2014
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safety whale

An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.
Yo, that chick was diggin' on me but then her safety whale stepped in and busted my game!
by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003
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Safety Wink

An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.

Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.

Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
by ma0sm May 26, 2009
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SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010
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