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Sgt. Hardass

Noun: A masculine asshole, who deliberately acts like an asshole to be an asshole.

Verb: The act of being asshole
Noun:

A cop has a bad day and pulls you over, and acts like asshole to be an asshole; then gives you a ticket.

*Kids are playing with pool noodles in a Walmart*

Sgt. Hardass: "Are you going to buy those."
Kid #1: "*lies* Yes sir we are."
*Sgt. Hardass walks away*
Kid #2: *whispers* "Okay Sgt. Hardass."
Kid #3: *Yeah! I know!"

Verb:
He Sgt. Hardassed to the store one day.
by The Real Hardass June 17, 2013
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Carolina hardcore ecstasy

When you don oversized plastic leather shoes and stomp all over a girl, for her pleasure. -Frank Zappa
"then she gave the shoes to me,
and said Darling stomp all over me"

"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
by TreeWeezel April 30, 2011
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Doubting It So Hard

When something can not be doubted enough, it has become infinitely hard with doubt.
Ryan: DUDE I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!
Alex: I am Doubting it so hard.
by Black Lighting March 11, 2010
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hard

1. An erection of the penis...
2. What happens to a girl's nipples when she gets cold or has water poured on her tits (like in a wet t-shirt contest)
3. A description of sex
1. "I stay hard throughout my Spanish class cause my teacher's so damn hot."
2. "My nipples are getting hard..."
3. "If you finger me good, I'll do you really hard."
by hornyashell May 13, 2005
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Hard Rock

a stone or pebble which is particularly solid.
by jumpoffjoeybuddenz November 3, 2005
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Trying Too Hard

The phrase itself can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective, and defines something that is very obviously forcing an image onto its observer. This can be presented in a number of ways, including:

1) A person trying to convey an image that is unlike his or her actual self typically through large amounts of makeup.

2) Something, such as a television show, attempting to mimic a more popular counterpart.
Amy is a Trying Too Hard; She's wearing a shirt meant for a 15-year old. It's too bad she's very obviously in her 40's.

Adam is Trying Too Hard to convince us that he's slept with Amy, the class whore.

Mission Hill is Trying Too Hard to be King of the Hill, as evidenced by its very title.
by HugeBreasticle February 18, 2009
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Hard-40

Prison term given for capital offenses instead of the death penalty. It is forty years without the possibility of parole.
Billy Bob could've fried for what he'd done but the judge gave him a Hard-40 instead. He'll be up for parole around 2046.
by Mr. Chips May 1, 2006
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