jumpoffjoeybuddenz's definitions

Dizzee Rascal

A term coined by medieval English mothers who used to punish their naughty little children by spinning them round in circles until their voices became ludicrously high and started "MCing", a form of babbling over crappy production.

He's a right dizzee rascal

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz November 3, 2005

metal

A group of elements in the periodic table.

Aluminium, Steel and Iron are all metal.

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz December 28, 2005

Hard Rock

a stone or pebble which is particularly solid.

Granite is a hard rock.

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz November 3, 2005

bush

something you'd find in your garden.

there's a bush growing in my garden.

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz December 28, 2005

cricket

A game played by insects and bats. Who can get the runs first? the better question is, who cares?

In England it's played by 45 year old men who like to stand around on a field for 5/6 hours.

Very entertaining.

"I got a run at the cricket today."
"my nan got the runs too"

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz November 3, 2005