face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

car face

The phenomenon were a woman has a beautiful face when spotted in her automobile, but when she gets out a fat or otherwise unseemly body is attached. Also known as the exact opposite of butterface.

I thought a hot chick was making eyes at me on my vespa yesterday, but when she drug 200 pounds of cottage cheese out of her car at the gas station I saw she just had car face so I hauled ass out of there!!!

by Iheartdriscoll April 7, 2008

Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

slacker your face

A term used in place of 'slap your face', inspired by the trance track 'Your Face' by 'Slacker'.

I ought to slacker your face!

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

suck face

hardcore making out. Lots of tongue action

He likes to suck face with his lady friends

by Adam August 10, 2004

war-face

(n.) An angry screaming face of a soldier.

Heartman: You got a war-face?


See FMJ

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

makeup face

The face a female unintentionally pulls when applying makeup. Most makeup faces involve squinting eyes, open or limp mouths and raised eyebrows. One can look quite humorous while pulling one of these.

Sandy always puts her makeup on in private because her makeup face is too embarrassing.

by tootbrush13 November 29, 2009