Heartman is a character from Death Stranding. He continually kills himself every 21 minutes and revives himself every 3 minutes. He also had his family die in an accident.
by tytech038 February 11, 2022
Get the Heartman mug.Often thought of as the strongest being on earth, Heartman has a simple body made of flesh and blood just like a human. His arms are humongous, and his legs are as well-muscled as the guys from Powerthirst. He is on steroids (crap he told me not to tell you that, he's gonna take a steaming dump on me now) but he works out 23 hours a day so that helps his muscle mass too. In the legendary story, "Albert the Fat Math Guy," Heartman is the main antagonist and is trying to kill Albert (later known as Bugaboo Man) and Trash Lady.
In the storied tale of "Albert the Fat Math Guy," Heartman kills Albert several times by just punching or kicking him. Naturally, Albert comes back to life every time just like 90% of the other characters do.
by John DoeNumberthree April 10, 2008
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The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
by Agamennone December 27, 2011
Get the Sergeant Hartman mug.A brilliantly talented actor who is best known for his roles on The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live, sadly he passed away when his wife murdered him in his sleep before committing suicide herself.
by predeckis May 21, 2006
Get the Phil Hartman mug.A term in the United States for the midwestern states, but can often include southern and/or red states.
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Get the Phil Hartman mug.A once great cartoonist gone sour; known for creating Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, T.U.F.F. Puppy, and Bunsen is a Beast. However his Hollywood career tainted his mind as well as having access to the internet to share his bad takes.
Most notably he has been found to have overcharged on commissioned artwork (in which price does not match quality) in addition to being caught tracing other artists artwork and selling them. Basically the Facebook mom version of Simon Cowell.
Most notably he has been found to have overcharged on commissioned artwork (in which price does not match quality) in addition to being caught tracing other artists artwork and selling them. Basically the Facebook mom version of Simon Cowell.
by FaolanOrion March 4, 2021
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