Heartman 

Heartman is a character from Death Stranding. He continually kills himself every 21 minutes and revives himself every 3 minutes. He also had his family die in an accident.

Did you play Death Stranding and see Heartman?

Heartman by tytech038 February 11, 2022

Heartman 

Often thought of as the strongest being on earth, Heartman has a simple body made of flesh and blood just like a human. His arms are humongous, and his legs are as well-muscled as the guys from Powerthirst. He is on steroids (crap he told me not to tell you that, he's gonna take a steaming dump on me now) but he works out 23 hours a day so that helps his muscle mass too. In the legendary story, "Albert the Fat Math Guy," Heartman is the main antagonist and is trying to kill Albert (later known as Bugaboo Man) and Trash Lady.

In the storied tale of "Albert the Fat Math Guy," Heartman kills Albert several times by just punching or kicking him. Naturally, Albert comes back to life every time just like 90% of the other characters do.

Heartman by John DoeNumberthree April 10, 2008

Sergeant Hartman 

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues

Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011

Phil Hartman 

A brilliantly talented actor who is best known for his roles on The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live, sadly he passed away when his wife murdered him in his sleep before committing suicide herself.

RIP Phil Hartman 1948-1998

Phil Hartman by predeckis May 21, 2006

heartland 

A term in the United States for the midwestern states, but can often include southern and/or red states.

Missouri and Iowa are part of the American heartland.

heartland by z4iken June 15, 2013

Phil Hartman 

The greatest SNL cast member of all time who sadly died prematurely.

If Phil Hartman's wife was going to kill herself anyway, why did it matter if he was dead?

Phil Hartman by Frumious Bandersnatch July 19, 2003

Butch Hartman 

A once great cartoonist gone sour; known for creating Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, T.U.F.F. Puppy, and Bunsen is a Beast. However his Hollywood career tainted his mind as well as having access to the internet to share his bad takes.
Most notably he has been found to have overcharged on commissioned artwork (in which price does not match quality) in addition to being caught tracing other artists artwork and selling them. Basically the Facebook mom version of Simon Cowell.

That guy, Butch Hartman. I dunno...seems a little looney. Fairly Odd Parents was good though.

Butch Hartman by FaolanOrion March 4, 2021