The Wishing Well

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, pull your penis out, flip a coin into her anus before it slams shut and make a wish.

I had sex with my girl last night and gave her "The Wishing Well". My wish cam true... she didnt defacate on me.

by gabuckeye April 24, 2014

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artesian well

Artesian wells are named after the town of Artois in France, where the first one was drilled in 1126. The technique used was percussion drilling in which a rod with a hard iron cutting edge is placed in the bore hole and repeatedly struck with a hammer.

The name is now applied to wells of reasonable depth that produce water without the need for pumping.

This first artesian well was dug by the Carthusian monks. The bore was only a few inches in diameter, but the well penetrated strata impermeable to water reaching a lower layer of strata containing water under pressure. The water rose in the bore hole and flowed spontaneously out of it.

by Plinius September 25, 2005

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Wishing Well

The act of sodomizing a woman until the sphincter loosens to a nice sized gape. Once the anus is properly gaped, pull penis or object from gaping hole and drop a quarter inside while making a wish.

After finally getting my girlfriend to try doing anal with me, I gave her a wishing well. She didn't break up with me, looks like I wasted a quarter.

by jeffjef81 September 4, 2013

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Might as Well Shotgun

A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...

Addie- Oh my GAWD everyone hates me!
Abby- MIGHT AS WELL SHOTGUN!!!

by J Schillz May 19, 2011

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