Stalemate

A mate that is desperately in need of a shower as their Bio has gotten to that stale stage where upon it wafts around with them everywhere they go and with everything they do.

Theo: John, you looking to jam tonight?

John: Yeh man. Been stressin' all day.

Theo: Ayt, well call Jim and tell him to bring Stevie along with him.

John: Ah man no! Forget that then, Jim's alright but why Stevie? He's become a Stalemate.

by Quantum_Q January 12, 2009

stale banana

the new and improved word for "weenie"

Bob:"That kid is such a weenie"
Joe: "No he's a STALE BANANA"

by sincerelyyxmeee February 5, 2008

Stalker

Someone who follows or stalks people. (:

Hareem and Sampada are Stalkers.

by loser is a loser. April 26, 2011

e-stalker

Usually a loser. Scours internet message boards for personal info. Sometimes known as a Venkmen. More often than not doesnt have a job or a girlfriend.

You're such a Venkmen! an... e-stalker

by Lumbergfekdher January 23, 2009

stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

Two Stalled

Alt: Two Stalling

When you get so drunk or high you pass out on the floor of a bathroom stall and part of your body slips under that wall into the stall next to it.

Oh fuck, Shelly's two stalled in the ladies room...again.

by beegm January 20, 2016

Stalker

an overly flirty girl from work who hasnt been getting enough dick

dont hang out with jenny mang she just a stalker ho

by skater3266 February 16, 2009