squart 

When your stomach makes a farting sound and it's not a fart but it sounds like one. Known to cause embarrassment.

Originated from the combination of the squelching sound your stomach makes that resembles a fart: squelching stomach fart = squart.

I drank my water too quickly, and my stomach squarted.

squart by UlyssesSGrant December 29, 2012

squirty 

the girl version of jizzy

kat: omg that guy was so squirty
anna: i know right!

squirty by katty e November 3, 2008

Squart 

When a woman farts following sex which leads to a squirt of seminal fluid from her vagina.

Honey that was such amazing sex. Ooops, I just squarted. Can you get me a towel?

Squart by Squartlover January 9, 2010

hershey squirts 

A severe form of diarrhea caused by a bacterial agent or by eating spicy food.

I got the hershey squirts after eating leftover Taco Bell food.

hershey squirts by AYB March 19, 2003

That's the way the pickle squirts 

The angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.

The pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.

That's the way the pickle squirts by DragonlordALS May 28, 2004

Christmas squirts 

When your diarrhea turns from green to red.

A common symptom of the Billy May's flu is the Christmas squirts.

Christmas squirts by banjo player #17 October 10, 2009

cherry squirts

Once A Month Women Bleed Out Of Their Vagina's.
They Get Their 'Period'
a.k.a. 'The Cherry Squirts'

Caitlin: you cant squirt your period.

Chrissy: YES YOU CAN! why else would gia run down the hall screaming 'UGH! I DON'T TALK TO GIRLS WHILE THEY HAVE THE CHERRY SQUIRTS!'

cherry squirts by Christina. November 5, 2006