3 definitions by Squartlover
by Squartlover January 10, 2010
After a few beers, Jack told his woman to get ready for some marathon oral sex because he had the Vajunchies.
by Squartlover June 24, 2016
The towel, t-shirt, or old pair of sweatpants kept close to the bed to be used after sex to wipe off male and female genitals.
(heavy panting following great sex)
Sweetie could you get the scumrag? Its in the top drawer. I don't want to move.
Ooooops. I squarted. Can you reach over and hand me the scumrag.
Sweetie could you get the scumrag? Its in the top drawer. I don't want to move.
Ooooops. I squarted. Can you reach over and hand me the scumrag.
by Squartlover January 10, 2010