Definitions by Squartlover

Vajunchies 

A man's craving for cunnilingus that is brought on by a few drinks.

After a few beers, Jack told his woman to get ready for some marathon oral sex because he had the Vajunchies.

Vajunchies by Squartlover June 23, 2016

Scumrag 

The towel, t-shirt, or old pair of sweatpants kept close to the bed to be used after sex to wipe off male and female genitals.

(heavy panting following great sex)
Sweetie could you get the scumrag? Its in the top drawer. I don't want to move.

Ooooops. I squarted. Can you reach over and hand me the scumrag.

Scumrag by Squartlover January 10, 2010

Squart 

When a woman farts following sex which leads to a squirt of seminal fluid from her vagina.

Honey that was such amazing sex. Ooops, I just squarted. Can you get me a towel?

Squart by Squartlover January 9, 2010