Circus Jerk

A mutual masturbation party among clowns, freaks, and other carnival folk.
After the Saturday performance in the tent, we're having a Circus Jerk out back by the animal trailers.
by Pirazynone February 08, 2022
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Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
by G-rock October 03, 2019
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base jerking

When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.
I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.
by BOUS Master November 22, 2017
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jerk herp

Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.
Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.
by O.G Unknown September 18, 2019
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Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!
A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
by Bishnuu October 11, 2022
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No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.
by lesbian mistake December 04, 2020
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Church Jerk

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!
by Budwudder March 08, 2015
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