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Stalker-fake 

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.
Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."


Stalker-fake by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009

Fake-applauding 

When you are clapping your hand but making no sound. So it looks like you are clapping your hands, but in reality you don't care.
He was fake-applauding at the opera yesterday.
Fake-applauding by Ni2k February 19, 2011

fake nudes 

When a girl sends you a picture in a thong or a bra, but doesn't send you naked pictures.
Bro 1: I totally got nudes off that girl
Bro 2: Bro, she's in a bra. She's not even naked. These are fake nudes.
fake nudes by kaynouse February 21, 2017

Fake Taxi Man 

A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.
I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab
Fake Taxi Man by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019

As Forever Fades 

A metalcore band that ripped my f**king face off at the Whitechapel show.
Me: Holy sh*t, who were those guys?
Everyone Else: F*cking, As Forever Fades
As Forever Fades by hxcbeater March 12, 2010

fake election 

The 2016 American Election in which Putin cleverly maneuvered his golden shower-loving pal straight into the White House.
“Fake news makes for a fake election and a fake President; Russia is the world’s biggest expert on this stuff!”
fake election by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019