~ n.~ slang: A Person (usually male) that attempts to make himself appear more interesting/cool than the collective average of those around him by exaggerating half truths about himself and his experiences. Often they are confused with arrogant/smug people but The North American Douchebag is actually insecure and are only attempting to act arrogant and this is usually how we can spot them in the wild and call them out on their douchebaggery. There are slight variations of demeanor depending on which country they reside. However the North American breed is the most dominant.
Nobody was paying attention to Jim so he started talking about a popular girl he went out with in high school for 2 hours, as though they were prom king and queen. What a douchebag.
by cyclebreaker October 22, 2011
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Get the Douchebag mug.While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.
Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
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Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
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Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
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by Kasscendra February 2, 2009
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