(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.
Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.
These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.
These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.
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Look at molly now, here she comes
Wearin' her wig hat and shades to match
She's got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin' her pearls and her diamond rings
She's got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything
Look at molly now, here she comes
Wearin' her wig hat and shades to match
She's got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin' her pearls and her diamond rings
She's got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything
She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Wearin' her perfume, chanel no. 5
Got to be the finest girl alive
She walks real cool, catches everybody's eye
She's got such good lovin' that they can't say goodbye
Not too skinny, she's not too fat
She's a real humdinger and i like it like that
She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
("good golly miss molly" interlude:)
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call
From the early, early mornin' 'til the early, early nights
See miss molly rockin' at the house of blue lights
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Wearin' her perfume, chanel no. 5
Got to be the finest girl alive
She walks real cool, catches everybody's eye
She's got such good lovin' that they can't say goodbye
Not too skinny, she's not too fat
She's a real humdinger and i like it like that
She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
("good golly miss molly" interlude:)
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call
From the early, early mornin' 'til the early, early nights
See miss molly rockin' at the house of blue lights
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call
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You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.
by I. Wagner November 27, 2006
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girl1:what does your family do again
emptydress: my dad is a mafia don when he died i took over
girl2:youre lying you told me your dad was a solider
emptydress:i meant to say don look our family up on the net
girl2:already did nothing comes up youre just a empty dress
emptydress: my dad is a mafia don when he died i took over
girl2:youre lying you told me your dad was a solider
emptydress:i meant to say don look our family up on the net
girl2:already did nothing comes up youre just a empty dress
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