The Snookie Diet 

This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.

I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.

The Snookie Diet by ebabe February 10, 2010

Jenny Crack Diet 

Becoming skinny because you smoke crack

You seen Paula lately? Damn, she done got skinny, she been on dat Jenny Crack diet.

Jenny Crack Diet by Yahslily August 31, 2015

Plant-based diet 

A diet consisting primarily of plant foods with few or no animal products. Not to be confused with being vegan, though vegans do eat a 100% plant-based diet.

My doctor suggested I eat a plant-based diet to avoid another heart-attack. Told him I'll do no such thing: never ate vegetables, never will.

Plant-based diet by VeganBastard October 7, 2016

Atkins Diet 

A diet that greatly restricts carbohydrates, including pasta, and is illegal throughout Italy. Some residents of Firenze, Roma e Venezia (Florence, Rome and Venice) believe that promoting the Atkins diet anywhere in Italy should carry a mandatory prison sentence of ten years. And in parts of Sicily and Calabria, distributing pro-Atkins Diet propaganda can result in getting whacked.

American tourist entering a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “I’m on the Atkins diet. What do you have for me?”

Roman waiter: “Mamma mia! Che vergogna! La dieta di Atkins non e legale in Italia, signore.” (“Mamma mia! What a disgrace! The Atkins diet is illegal in Italy, sir.”)

American tourist leaving a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “From now on, I’m only eating at McDonald’s.”

Atkins Diet by Sir Bullwhip July 18, 2009

Man-fatkins diet 

A strict diet consisting solely of protein designed to quickly loose those excess pounds. This version swaps tasty steaks for clammy man juice.

"No way, Dave. I'm not sticking that in my mouth again! Now let me out, I'm starving!"

"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"

Man-fatkins diet by Burro's Dead Nan August 16, 2007

flip flop diet 

Licking the soles of your flip flops on your last day of holidays as a way to make yourself violently ill; ultimately with the aim of losing the pounds you've put on from lazing away while on leave.

"Have you seen Selma since she came back from Thailand? She's looking trim!"

"Yes, I heard she went on a flip flop diet."

flip flop diet by Moose eater July 13, 2009

Cyber diet 

Feeling as if you've eaten a big meal after watching cooking programs.

I was so hungry earlier, but I've watched Jamie Oliver cook that BBQ and easy-as DIY pumpkin pie for the past 5 hours, now i'm exhausted and full. That cyber diet is a killer.

Cyber diet by Leah Hall February 11, 2008