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Zeta Beta Tau

Pop your collar, gel your hair, these are the boys of Zeta Beta Tau. Since 1903 they have been jumping in on each others fights when one of them can't handle the job. You can find them at a local pub or social event crowded around an individual who is most likely too drunk to fight back. Rock on tough guys just remember not to mess up the hair!
Zeta Beta Tau: Lets go to the bar and jump someone!
Normal Human: Lets go to the bar and drink.
ZBT: Can I use your gel! If i can use your roids braaaa!
Normal Human: Gimme a hat. Peace
by Ashlee Simpsons Uncle Ralph November 14, 2006
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Zeta Beta Tau

Children with rented brotherhood who desecrated the actual brotherhood of the Wounded Warriors April, 2015. While these men and women were losing limbs for freedom, Zeta Beta Tau was still trying to drunkedly lose their virginity, despite their UDT wanna be looking shorts, golf visors, and fishing shirts. This is a fraternity that has no problem burning a flag or two, spitting on the passersby legless Veteran, and harassing people who have seen so much horror they can barely sleep, all so Zeta Beta Tau can continue to act like they are somehow something special among a sea of lowlife pathetic pimple faced spoiled baby brats. Zeta Beta Tau stands for self-entitlement, self indulgence, immaturity, and everything wrong with our current generation of weak losers. Morbidly feeble minded garbage is the typical type of person to be found at Zeta Beta Tau, an institution who should be disbanded, and it's "brothers" dismembered.
I am from Zeta Beta Tau and was born with no dick or balls, so I have to harass Veterans that probably lost theirs to an IED to feel like I have at least an imaginary set.
by Orpheus_Lullaby April 24, 2015
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Zeta Beta Tau

That person is a LOSER who is a shitty small fraternity at UTD. They suck pole and fuck fat chicks. Yes.. that is Kappa Sigma
"I grow weed in my ass and fuck fat chicks.. I'm a Kappa Sig"
by Fuck you cunts April 20, 2005
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zeta class

n. Tha dopest 10 girls yall will ever meet.
zeta class are the best kids in the world.
by Anonymous March 5, 2003
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zeta pledge chairs

A new brutal hazing tactic used by Frats and Sororities across the nation.

The zeta sorority pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food, and then Afterwards they take laxatives.

Then the girls put on spandex to go play beach volleyball out in the hot sun.

Next, the brother frat pledges must get on their knees and point their faces to the sky so the zeta girls can use the guys’ faces as their sideline chairs during this sisterhood volleyball game. The girls are encouraged to bury the brother’s noses as deep in their sweaty asscracks as they can as they all compete to see who can fart the most while the games go on. The Mexican food and laxatives help make this happen.

The games usually go on all day as other sororities may come join in and use the guys as chairs as well. The girls are usually laughing hysterically while this goes on as the guys are forced to endure it and cannot move.

The girls really have no rules and have been known to shart themselves often during this brutal pledge chair hazing.
John had to be a zeta pledge chairs the other day. He said the girls showed no mercy and still hasn’t gotten the smell out of his nose!!
by GigaChad Leonidas March 30, 2022
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Zeta Reticulians

Zeta Reticuli, also called the Grays, are humanoid, gray Extraterrestrials from Zeta Reticuli or Orion. Some of them abduct, and there are reported cases of abduction. Some of them serve the light.
The CIA has contact with the Zeta Reticulians
by t00c00lforscho00l April 10, 2022
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Zeta Tau Alpha

Zeta girls think they run the world but instead they run their mouths. Half of them are the nicest women you’ll ever meet, with beauty, kindness, and class. The other half are self-absorbed, materialistic, bitchy, daddy’s money kind of girls.
1: Omg I can’t believe she stopped talking to me after joining a sorority in college!

2: bro what sorority

1: ZETA TAU ALPHA
2: yeah bro u done for

1: omg that girl is SO nice

2: she must be a zeta
1: yeah!
by slpdre00 April 24, 2022
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