Kedophile

One who is overly adoring or absolutely enthralled by Kedaphy; One who is obsessed or deeply longs for Kedaphy.

Hammy is such a Kedophile.
The Kedophiles are coming!

by Secret Kedophile =o March 16, 2008

Zetyphile

A person who loves Zety; a Zety lover. Only Milzam shall be used in this context. No other subject is suitable for this definition.

“Milzam is a Zetyphile.”

by Kimiraikon7 September 12, 2019

Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.

“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”

by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018

Agro-pedophile

A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.

That guy is a total agro-pedophile! Every Easter he buys a ton of green onion.

by FreshNettle December 17, 2019

pedophile

After reading the first few definitions,(most likely written by pedophiles) I'm a little shocked at why people would try to defend these sick beings. I don't care if a pedophile would defend a child for "love." NOBODY has the right to take advantage of a child like that. NOBODY. Imagine what a child like that would be growing up? She/he would have no sexual morals and probably becoming a some sort of a sexual predator themselves.

People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.

Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.

Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.

My cousin was a victim of pedophilia(the man took pictures of her to put on the internet for a kiddie porn site, some love huh?), she has to go to therapy 3 times a week ever since she was 12. She has a lot of social problems and is constantly paranoid women because of what happened. She refuses to let anyone close to her, she doesn't like to be out in public alone and she hates anything related to sex.

It's fortunate my aunt found out early about this sick act, it could've been a lot worse on her. Fuck pedophiles.

by Aldwardo November 26, 2006

Zoophile

A zoophile is a "person" who has sexual relationships with an animal. They literally have sex with them. So if your a zoophile and you're reading this, here's what my 11 year old self wants to tell you: Go fucking kill yourself you disgusting scumbag. If you know you're a zoophile go get lifelong help and stay away from animals!. Animals mate with their own kind not the human kind. In fact i doubt if you zoophiles should be considered human beings and given pronouns. Zoophiles are so dangerous they can even go to an extent of raping animals. Disgusting! Cruel! I bet even the worst serial killer would be having continuous nightmares if they heard about it. GO FUCKING DIE U DISGUSTING ZOOPHILES! I HOPE U ALL DIE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!

Alf: Wtf? did you watch the news? The maths teacher had sex with a fucking kitten
Rexanne: Wtf is wrong with him? FUCKING ZOOPHILE! He should rot in jail!

by QueenHonest April 14, 2022

Anal Ghost Pedophile

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.

Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."

by albert johnston November 29, 2010