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Velocirapter 

A Velociraptor is a prostitute from Jurrasic park
I Wanna Fuck a Velocirapter
Velocirapter by Doctorwho101 March 30, 2021

Velocirapper 

A rapper who thinks he is tough and dangerous and possesses only the ability to competently pronounce one or two words in his songs. These rappers comprise 99% of the artists you hear on mainstream radio stations nowadays.
"Yo that new Soulja Boy is tight" -Whack Person 1
"Nah man, he's just another velocirapper, like Plies." -Whack Person 2
Velocirapper by EchoSixNiner December 9, 2008

Velociraptored

Being so stoned that your armed curl up like that of a velociraptor
"Is Mark Martin smoking with you"

"Yea dude he's velociraptored"

Velociraptoring 

When you feed someone learning your language a fake definition of a word or a completely made up word and definition, in the hopes that they will look silly using it publicly at a later date, and getting funny looks.
For example, tell the language learner that “I have a velociraptor in my head” means “I am really hungry” and just wait, years if necessary, until they decide to use it in conversation. The term velociraptoring originated from this being the first ever attempt at the technique.
Velociraptoring by Jurassic Fark February 25, 2021

velocitaptor

Check out my man over there talking to all those women at the table. Hes a Velocitaptor. He gets so much ass. He won't give up until he gets the pussy. person who verociously taps alot of ass.
Velocitaptor is a man with a big appetite and trying to fuck alot of women. A man who try's to get with as many women as possible in an aggressivemannor manner.
velocitaptor by Dr Munch November 1, 2021

veloliraptor 

A way to describe extreme amusment, perhaps at a folly or jest. Comes from 'lol' but has transcended its original acronym form.
Person 1: The other day, I was walking down the road, I saw Noel Fielding! I was so excited that I literally soiled myself!

Person 2: You know what? That is a funny situation...Veloliraptor!!!
veloliraptor by Julilase September 13, 2008