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Veloliraptor 

A dinosaur that is funny.
Q: Hey, what is funny and scary at the same time?
A: A veloliraptor, duh.
Veloliraptor by Lemony69 January 22, 2010
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veloliraptor 

A way to describe extreme amusment, perhaps at a folly or jest. Comes from 'lol' but has transcended its original acronym form.
Person 1: The other day, I was walking down the road, I saw, the famous comedian, Noel Fielding! I was so excited that I literally soiled myself!

Person 2: You know what? That is a funny situation...Veloliraptor!!!
veloliraptor by Julilase August 27, 2006

veloliraptor 

A way to describe extreme amusment, perhaps at a folly or jest. Comes from 'lol' but has transcended its original acronym form.
Person 1: The other day, I was walking down the road, I saw Noel Fielding! I was so excited that I literally soiled myself!

Person 2: You know what? That is a funny situation...Veloliraptor!!!
veloliraptor by Julilase September 13, 2008

Velociraptor 

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.
"I met a velociraptor"
Velociraptor by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014

velociraptor 

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.
Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!
velociraptor by rossdwp March 10, 2009

sexual velociraptor 

A girl that makes her move fast and quick, leaving you saying 'clever girl'.
Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.

Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.

Dude 1: Clever girl
sexual velociraptor by SexyDinosaur January 30, 2017

Cat Velociraptor 

a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.
that girl theresa is such a cat velociraptor.
Cat Velociraptor by tiger tigger November 12, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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