Meth Values

The practice of buying,ingesting, or making meth on a daily basis. A common practice of meth head tweakers and the residents of Royal Pines Apartments.

Clifford was just practicin' some good ol' meth values in the parking lot when his bicycle caught on fire and burnt his mullet.

by R.v.M May 17, 2011

Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.

Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.

by Xeals June 25, 2017

Value Nut-Sack

1) Any product that is made of the cheapest, weakest, most failure prone parts or ingredients.
2) End result of engineering goat screw.

Your Value Nut-Sack cup just leaked all over my car.

That Value Nut-Sack tent is so folded.

Why do I have to eat Value Nut-Sack peas when the other can is 10 cents more?

by EFS Night Crew August 19, 2008

valeed

A warrior. Someone who will definitely make it in this world, it is written in his hands. If his last name is Abid - you know he's a keeper.

Never let a Valeed Abid go!

You know Valeed, yeah, he will make it.

by asihdakshdaksjd May 25, 2017

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

moral values

A term people use when they don't want to admit that they're homophobic.

"Moral values are very important to me. (Heh, they'll never find out that I hate gay people!)"

by korex May 13, 2005

Facebook Value

A concept where the value of an activity or thing is measured in the potential attention it will get on Facebook.

Man! Amazing picture of you with that hot Norwegian chick. Thats really high facebook value!

by torway May 3, 2009