Valved

Valved: To have a explosive device in a Valve game blow up in your face due to invisible walls, usually put in place to prevent exploiting/leaving the map.

Man on voice: CRAP! Just bew off 89 health with that... I got Valved by that damn invisible wall.

by I get valved alot... August 30, 2010

valved

To have it up the arse (roughly).

Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better

by Roy Orbison January 3, 2007

Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020

Pfufu valve

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket

She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve

by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022

Fukushima Release Valve

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.

I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Valve can't count to three

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1

John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.

by CarTroll September 28, 2011

[valve]niggerkiller

A sniper bot in tf2 that has taken over casual, you can barely join a server without encountering him these days.
It used to crash servers too, although that was fixed a couple of days ago.

Person: *tries to votekick valveniggerkiller*
Gibus pyro: *votes no*

by RenderError April 10, 2020