tea and trumpets

When your balls are in a girl's mouth and you fart on her nose.

Tea Bagging with a fart.

I got this drunk girl to come over for some Tea and Trumpets last night.

by arel666 September 29, 2009

Trumpler

A ungodly website full of Trump fanfictions and fake nudes... (Don't let your kids see)

Brennan: hey , man have you checked out trumpler??

David: No... God... No!!

by Granny Gumjobs February 1, 2017

trumple

Verb.
The aimless wandering after kids wake up and before their parents feed them. Usually engaging in various kid activities with no real direction.

My children trumpled around downstairs before I fed them breakfast.

by MomofThree November 10, 2013

Trumplethinskin

Donald Trump in a nutshell, especially when it comes to Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him on SNL and Nordstrom for not wanting to sell his daughter's ugly clothes.

I can't wait until Trumplethinskin gets impeached

by Soul_Driver February 12, 2017

Sound the Trumpets

A Phrase said before Farting and/or fart before said poop.

"Fran" - Sound the Trumpets ! It's that time again.
"Chip" - Man, Thats dolphin in the chowder....

by Diggaman81 March 30, 2010

trumplebuck

"(Trump)(lebuck)" A cross between trumping the sexual act in which you grab a woman by the pussy and hucklebucking which is the process of vigorously fucking your woman's head into objects.

Oh my Gawd, Brandon just trumplebucked me until I squirted in his eye!!!

by tjhookerandco December 4, 2016

trumple

To triumph after failure

I finally trumpled by getting a 90 percent on a math test after failing 3 math tests in a row

by theTrumper May 6, 2021