tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.

He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage

tent rage by apeman79 October 2, 2019

Tent stuf 

Sum word a dick head thought up to impres his frends

‘I have love tent stuf’

Tent stuf by Bob is bob January 12, 2021

tent emoji

A subtle definition of sex. Sometimes used in Snapchat between two people asking each other for sex.

The tent emoji is not normally used in a sentence but all by itself.

tent emoji by DAHM24 June 29, 2017

Tent Time 

A private place, usually a tent, where one can perform evil deeds in relative privacy. Commonly used by pornographers or people who are geeking in order to hide illicit materials from others who may covet them.

Yo man, Dave was geeking so he took his stash for some quality tent time.

Tent Time by A. Friend September 7, 2006

Tent Job 

When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)

is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping

Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.

Whats that?

She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on

Oh did ya cum

Nope you cant really fuck like that

Tent Job by jmdnjadsfeokfldfkjgkuytrieutgk July 28, 2011

Tent Time 

When in bed, a guy holds up the blanket while a girl is giving him head, creating the appearance of a tent.

"I think it's time for you to crawl down and give me some tent time."

Tent Time by reluctantone October 16, 2011

tent pants 

Sometimes pubescent males or transvestites have a certain erotic pleasure which simultaneously inflates the user's drawers. This phenomenon is not rare. Look carefully at your middle school brethren trying to deflate that tent they so often pitch. Unfortunately, women are unable to experience this phenomena unless something has gone terribly wrong. In these cases, the woman has grown a monster cock brought forth by a lack of estrogen or an acute increase in testosterone. Tent Pants is amazing common amongst young Caucasian males who lack a certain place in which they may pitch their tent. This inconvenience can result in torn pants, schizophrenia, nausea, depression, explosive diarrhea, and spontaneous giz sometimes referred to as an 'autogiz'.

look at him, he has tent pants, that horny motherfucker

tent pants by stof January 31, 2006