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catty

for once can you try not to be snarky to my mother in law

by anon October 14, 2003

television

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

by Wang April 25, 2005

television

Mama's little babysitter

Tiffany, sit down and watch Blue's Clues while the weekday Daddy and I play upstairs.

by Stitchgroover April 30, 2005

Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.

Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

Television

A really big version of a computer screen. Mostly used to display pointless videos and for console gaming. Very popular among humans.

Jack turned on the television and there was nothing on. He kept watching anyway.

by Nnnni! January 8, 2013

sexiest women on television

Described as WWE Divas or Total Nonstop Action Wrestling Knockouts.

Sexiest Women on Television::
Torrie Wilson, WWE Diva;
Gail Kim, TNA Knockout

by jprobinson March 27, 2008

reality television

A mutated bread of documentry television that was once inovative, but today is a faux depiction of life, with scripted lines, and ignorant participants. Shows are typically pumped with drama, alcohol and sex. Reality tv is partially responsable for the downfall of American society.

The MTV show "the Real World" is a prime example of reality television. This show places 7 random strangers in a house in order to depict "reality". The show focuses on the housemates' adventures at parties, the sexual escapades they participate in, and their drunken rage.

by a. kathleen January 24, 2007