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Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
by Tom May 15, 2004
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Tone Tags

A tone tag is an explanation of the context of a message online. These are often used for neurodivergent people who struggle to understand tone when they are not face to face. They are mostly used on instagram in the autistic community.
/j = joke/joking
/hj = half joking
/s or /sarc = sarcastic
/srs = serious
/ij = inside joke
/nm = not mad
/nf = not forced/forcing

/lh = light hearted
/t = teasing
/g or /gen = genuine/genuine question
/nay = not at you

/m = metaphor
“he was over the moon /m”
“i’m so pissed right now /nay”
“omg that’s so funny /sarc”
“you look amazing /gen /srs”
“i don’t understand, could you please use tone tags for me to know if it’s serious or sarcastic?”
by vtech_21 November 22, 2021
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Microsoft Teams

A synonym for pure pain of the soul. It is the impending suffering of all high school students across the planet. Everyone exposed to this horrific melancholic diabolical beast of an application will not escape without scars.
I am feeling a bit Microsoft Teams today.
by KELR04 February 9, 2021
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the Vietnamese hole tease

When a Vietnamese man teases the anus.
Hong Tang: Shall I tease your anus?

Barry: Is this is the Vietnamese hole tease?
by Pete616 April 25, 2011
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gangsta tears

Water that comes from your eyes that only happens when something is extremely emotional or intense. Happens after some one real close is killed.
-"Is that guy crying cus' his best friend died"
-"No, those ain't normal tears, they are gangsta tears"
by SleepyCrazyFun May 2, 2007
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manly tears

What men shed as a quiet, dignified showing of being deeply moved.

Whereas merely bawling your eyes out will open you up to accusations of being emo or a sissy, a manly tear shows you're mature enough to show your emotions without whoring for attention.
When Adama found out Apollo was still alive, he shed some manly tears.

Hillary Clinton won the crowd over with manly tears.
by disumbrationist April 21, 2008
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Male tears

The emotional tears from toxic masculine person’s fragile egos
His male tears flowed as he explained why the woman was not above him though she paid the bills.
by GenerationalHonesty March 4, 2022
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