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teabagging

The unfortunate but necessary act of exclaiming utter disdain for the grossly unfathomable amount of taxes forced on American citizens by the fascist Obama administration. This protest is generally done with the use of signs and teabags significant of the historical Boston Tea Party, and is peaceful as opposed to the riotous, uncontrolled spectacle created by those who approve socialism in the USA.
"I cannot believe those stupid Conservatives are teabagging Obama over a small tax increase that will help me get money I did not work for but am entitled to."
by Yeah_I_Said_It April 26, 2009
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teabagging

where a man dips his balls into a womans mouth and she licks them like i do to my mum! teabagging!
by Sam Stoddard Mother Fucker September 24, 2009
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teabagging

When one gentleman puts his sac on another gentleman's parts; usually a forehead; preferably while gentleman number two is unconscious.
Ken was happy to provide a session of teabagging after Charlie fell asleep in his quarters last night.
by homewrangler December 18, 2016
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Arabian Teabagging

Arabian teabagging is where one man places his balls on the other mans eye lids and lays the penis flat mimicking the shape of an arabin mans nose!
Ha ha ha check this out, i am arabian teabagging this chump
by GreenSmoke Records April 7, 2010
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teabagging

An act performed by liberal males on other liberal males in which the dominant liberal male (the top) squats over the other liberal male (the bottom) and repeatedly inserts his testicles into the other man's mouth. Variations on teabagging include: (i) the clamped teabag in which the bottom liberal male bites down on the top's testicles while the testicles are in the bottom's mouth, (ii) hot teabagging in which the bottom liberal male inserts one or more fingers into the top's anus while the top dips his testicles in the bottom's mouth, (iii) English teabagging in which both men wear a variety of lingerie while teabagging, (iv) the "Nestle" manuever in which the bottom liberal male also masturbates the top liberal male, (v) the "Nestle with a cherry on top" which combines the "Nestle" with hot teabagging and (vi) full organic teabagging in which the Nestle with a cherry on top is combined with the top liberal male performing fellatio (oral intercourse) on the bottom liberal male. Full organic teabagging can also involve putting some whipped cream on top in which the bottom liberal male ejaculates onto the face of the top liberal male.
Anderson Cooper carefully shaved his testicles this morning in anticipation of a long session of hot teabagging with Keith Olbermann before going on his 360 show. He did not plan his day well and put on make-up before seeing Keith. Once there, Keith went wild and did full organic teabagging and put some whipped cream on top. Anderson's make-up artist had diffculty in fixing his make-up and he was late for the show.
by KingSodom69 April 16, 2009
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Teabaggin Wagon

A car owned by someone who has been dubbed "teabag", probably because his/her name begins with "T" and his/her friends thought it would be clever to come up with a dumb nickname like "teabag". This car probably looks nothing like a wagon.
Who wants to take a ride in the teabaggin wagon?!
by SomeonewhosenameisnotTeabag February 3, 2010
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teabagging

A game where a person takes a picture while placing their testicles against an object or person. The objective of the game being to see what the strangest or funniest thing you could put your balls on.
Did you see the teabagging picture my friend posted? Its hilarious!
by Teabagger123 July 21, 2011
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