Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"
by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019
Get the tricky dick prison tattoo mug.When someone gets slapped across the face, in which a highly visible mark is left for anywhere from hours to days. Usually happens when parties clash. Basically getting tagged, only the "ink" is always red.
Guy: Damn Robin, what the hell happened to you?
Homie: I totaled my dad's car. Never seen him so steamed in his life. Got tattooed on the right cheek.
Peeps: Shit, looks like that ink's gonna stick around for a while. Lucky he ain't knock any teeth out your grill.
Homie: I totaled my dad's car. Never seen him so steamed in his life. Got tattooed on the right cheek.
Peeps: Shit, looks like that ink's gonna stick around for a while. Lucky he ain't knock any teeth out your grill.
by D. Liverance May 2, 2013
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n. the physical and psychological discomfort that arrises from the crushing realization that the body art that seemed so perfect at two in the morning after an unknown number of cocktails is hugely embarrassing in the sober light of day.
"Last night Ricky J. was showing off his multi-colored 'Ricky Is A Momma's Boy' tat to everyone he met, but this morning he has a tattoo hangover at the thought of having to live with it the rest of his life."
by Stephen Mette May 15, 2008
Get the tattoo hangover mug.Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would
1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)
1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)
The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.
by Fantail July 31, 2009
Get the screwed, blued and tattooed mug.A "tattoo tour" is something you can ask for, commonly asked in chat on TikTik Live, when you'd like to see someone's tattoo artwork.
by Gentlemen's Guide to Flirting September 11, 2021
Get the tattoo tour mug.Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.
by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010
Get the Birthday tattoo mug.A person's online social networking legacy that is comprised of a number of sources that include past Facebook wall posts/ status updates and Twitter tweets. They create a 'virtual tattoo' that a person might regret when this online history is revived at some point in the future, such as a job interview.
Hey, those facebook wall posts and tweets about the party are going to be a virtual tattoo you're gonna regret.
by Barkus January 9, 2012
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