Small Talk

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.

Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On

by foug January 11, 2005

Smalisbury

Reference to how small the city of Salisbury social community is. In other words everyone knows everyone else and nights out become repetitive because you never meet new people or go to new clubs/bars. Weekends become samey, dull and montonous.

This is made worse by the lack of alternative evening activities apart from clubbing/drinking.

The reference is not limited to weekends and clubbing. It may stem from the notion that Salisbury is 'a city amongst the countryside'. There are no nearby cities and therefore Salisbury is like a bubble because people rarely bother to travel elsewhere.

Small - lisbury

Spelt with one 'l' resembling the city name - Smalisbury

Do you want to go into town tonight ?

Nah mate, same people, same places every weekend. Fucking Smalisbury

by gp1v07 August 3, 2012

Small-browsing

Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.

Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?

Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.

Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!

Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.

by Scales November 12, 2013

small town effect

if you live in a small town,your afraid of being in a realationship because your scared your reputation cause everyone knows everthing about you, which is called small town effect.

you talk shit about a girl u like in front of your friends, even tho u like her because ur afraid of loosing ur reputation, which is called small town effect.

by Varaklani October 29, 2021

Small boy

Something that Mr. Abdul Karim in Atomic Shrimp's "The Surprising Return of John Barosa" is adamant he is not. He has since adopted it, regularly accusing scammers of being small boys.

That's quite a childish question. Like something a small boy would write. Are you a small boy?

by lazarusinhell October 22, 2023

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)

A biological disorder that often manifests in social circumstances due to a deficiency in size, function, or both, of the male penile organ.

Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.

by SDSAnonymous November 5, 2013

Wisconsin Small

A shirt so big it can be used as a car cover.

"What size parachute would you like?"

"Do they come in Wisconsin Smalls?"

by Mike_Sucked_Braden's_Cock_lol_ October 24, 2018