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Smalisbury 

Reference to how small the city of Salisbury social community is. In other words everyone knows everyone else and nights out become repetitive because you never meet new people or go to new clubs/bars. Weekends become samey, dull and montonous.

This is made worse by the lack of alternative evening activities apart from clubbing/drinking.

The reference is not limited to weekends and clubbing. It may stem from the notion that Salisbury is 'a city amongst the countryside'. There are no nearby cities and therefore Salisbury is like a bubble because people rarely bother to travel elsewhere.

Small - lisbury

Spelt with one 'l' resembling the city name - Smalisbury
Do you want to go into town tonight ?

Nah mate, same people, same places every weekend. Fucking Smalisbury
Smalisbury by gp1v07 August 3, 2012
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A Salisbury 

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.

Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.

Salisbury Spritz 

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.
My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.
Salisbury Spritz by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Salisbury Suckle 

Salisbury Suckle is the act of a female blowing a male on a road-trip from Salisbury to Ocean City. As you have your buddy pull up beside you on the highway giving you the thumbs up and screaming, “SUCKLE!!!”
Hey, I got the Salisbury Suckle on my way from the match. FUCKING AWESOME it was actually me this time!
Salisbury Suckle by Brayyo Taio February 4, 2022

Salisbury Laundry 

The practice of giving casual fellatio to a co-worker in the linen closet at work while on the time clock.
Brandy claimed she was downstairs doing inventory but the glistening beads of perspiration on her forehead and the little white pearl in the corner of her mouth told the truth: She was with one the cooks doing Salisbury Laundry.
Salisbury Laundry by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

salisbury 

A tourist trap city in the south of england wiltshire, with a massive leutering youth proble, more secondary schools than there are shops and a new look that will always be remebered as woolworths to the people who live there. It has a social system complicated enough to fool the CIA, consisting of packs of quite simply bored teenagers roaming the streets and gardens of the area every saturday.

It is famous for its cathedral and its location near to old sarum and stone henge. In fact, at its bus station can often be seen hippies returning from pagon festivals. not to mension flocks of angry school kids and stoners who have been out all hours trying to return home.
i live in salisbry
are you going to town (meaning are you going to salisbury)
salisbury by she wears a bow March 14, 2011

Salisbury Swamp Sock 

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.
Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock
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