Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

Betta Splendens

A very well-known and common fish little kids and Karens keep in 1 litre wine bottles.

Karen: I've been taking care of Betta Splendens for 32 years and I can confidently tell you that they do ABSOLUTELY fine inside flower pots and Starbucks coffee cups.

Fishkeeper: no.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021

Splonge

any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.

I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!

by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007

splange

to spray someone with the vapour out of a half empty Lucozade Sport bottle, preferably with an element of surprise.

go over there and splange Becky in the face when she turns around cuz shes doin my fookin head in

by Marc, Deano, Mikey & Mark January 4, 2009

splenderiforous

Smushing together the words splendid, teriffic, and marvelous to mean amazing or fabulous.

Today, Bob said, "That was splenderiforous, baby!" Sadly, Bob was serious.

by Bobby!~~ July 23, 2007

spleege

spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Splunge

Splunge, there is really no other definition for it.

Slpunge is for Splunge

by CrankyWhoreBitchLickerAndEater January 17, 2004